whorville:

I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.

Blaze it

blastortoise:

Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites

oodnight:

They’re born with their brains in their hands. Don’t you see, that makes them peaceful. They’ve got to be, because a creature like that would have to trust anyone it meets. 

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

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You are my best friend and nothing will ever change that. @hvbert_cvmberdale credit @morgenpurcell

ohaiitsarielle:

*whispers* Yeh got a boner, Harry.

gnarly:

WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES

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agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Sunshine in my eyes and a smile on my face.

It’s a selfie day.

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Laura Marling

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