I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
Y’all can understand why the mutants in x-men hate the humans but can’t get why black people hate whites
They’re born with their brains in their hands. Don’t you see, that makes them peaceful. They’ve got to be, because a creature like that would have to trust anyone it meets.
*whispers* Yeh got a boner, Harry.
WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Sunshine in my eyes and a smile on my face.